The first product from new erotic brand United Indecent Pleasures is an eight-inch chocolate penis that oozes fondant cream. The filling comes in six fruit and liqueur flavours, and there’s a firmer chocolate fondant in the base.
get in my fucking mouth
I’d like it till it melts.
sexual-intercourse asked: I was wondering if there was anyway for me to fuck you till you couldn't walk for a month or fuck you till you passed out and then fuck you right when you woke up? ;p Just Wondering
Requirements for Fucking Comfyboy into paraplegic bliss:
1. Be male (this one is very important, sorry)
2. Be patient (a. I’m currently taken in a can’t-share-type relationship; b. I have a tight hole that needs a lot of love)
3. Don’t have a huge penis (see tight hole comment, above)
4. Be a pleasant person to hang around with.
If you can satisfy these requirements (including waiting indefinitely for my availability, as noted in requirement 2), then you may be able to fuck me stupid.